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Jan. 22nd, 2012

☄ crack a bone

Justin )

Nov. 12th, 2011

☄ holy water cannot help you now

Winchesters & Co. (minus Cassie) )

Cassie )

Sep. 7th, 2011

twenty-one ☄ show me your teeth

So. This is probably monumentally stupid, but Can I get, like, a demonic roll call? Is that too much to ask? Apparently you bitches are multiplying like rabbits, and that's annoying. Soooo. Come on. You know you want to!

Aug. 4th, 2011

twenty ☄ what if i fell to the floor

Cassie )

Austin Daniels )

Jun. 16th, 2011

nineteen ☄ sometimes i feel i've got to run away

Winchesters, Harvelles, and Stearns )

Apr. 14th, 2011

eighteen ☄ well, now the caretaker's the undertaker

Michelle )

Mar. 30th, 2011

seventeen ☄ you will burn in hell for your sins

Winchesters, Justin, and Stearns )

Feb. 22nd, 2011

sixteen ☄ paranoia is in bloom

Okay, note to self: watching an Apocalypse-themed serial killer movie before bed = NOT one of my brighter ideas. I mean, I love a good serial killer movie. Who doesn't, right? But this one... eurgh. Definitely coulda lived without the creepy Asians, fishhooks, and extreme daddy issues. Agggh. STUFF. OF. NIGHTMARES. Which I definitely had. Because that shit was definitely scary.

I'm going to go watch Let The Right One In now. Or maybe The Orphanage. Why are all my comfort movies spooky foreign films? Weird. Well, whatever. At least in these movies nobody makes their brother watch as they saw their own heart out. Euuuuurgh.

Feb. 14th, 2011

fifteen ☄ it's getting harder and harder to breathe

Justin )

Jan. 17th, 2011

fourteen ☄ life inside the music box ain't easy

Justin )

Jan. 12th, 2011

thirteen ☄ happy birthday to me

Justin, Shane, Cassie, Michelle, and Miri! )

Dec. 26th, 2010

twelve ☄ move your body when the sunlight dies

Goddamn. So much swag. I frickin' love Christmas.

Alright, y'all, sound off! Tell me your favorite present this year, so I can tell you why all of mine are better. Unless you got, like, an airline or a Lamborghini or something. Then my knives and mystery bubblegum and new My Chem CD can't really compare. But whatevs. I like my shit. Your airlines and fancy cars can suck it!

Dec. 11th, 2010

eleven ☄ you're like voodoo, baby

Ohmygod. Dean, you dumb motherfucker. Have you not seen Lord of the Rings? Do you not know what to do when a scary old man gives you a shiny, shiny ring? You cast. That shit. OUT.

Goddamn. My brain is full of moron.

Dec. 7th, 2010

ten ☄ you give me fever

You know, when you think about it, television can be super educational. Just look at Supernatural. The lessons learned in that show alone could totally get you through life, up to and including any awkward situations destiny (that fickle bitch) might throw at you. Take, for example, the most recent episode. I learned so much shit. You don't even know. For instance:

1. Demons are prettiest when they spontaneously combust.
2. Reality is porn.
3. Angels get boners, too.

WHO FUCKING KNEW. I ask you.

Nov. 20th, 2010

nine ☄ think of the bombs they built

"Dean. Did you service Oberon, king of the fairies?" I... can't even hate Sam for that. Too fucking hilarious. Since when did he become a comedy genius? Lose a soul, gain a sense of humor? That shit is bananas. But worth it. Maybe. Kinda. We'll see.

Oh, man. So glad Dean isn't around this week. That's two things he'd give me an aneurysm for. One: laughing my ass off at all the gay. Two: liking soulless Sammy. Dude was kinda smokin' tonight. What'll they think of next?

Oct. 25th, 2010

eight ☄ so give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff

Oh, children. Will you never learn.

Just. Say no. To douchebags.

Oct. 10th, 2010

seven ☄ and we're caught in the crossfire

If any of you fucking demons go anywhere near my dads, my angels, or me, I swear to god, I'll find that freakin' Staff of Moses and liquefy you so fast you won't even have time to pull a Wicked Witch of the West and bemoan the fact that you're melting.

Stay away from us.

Sep. 11th, 2010

six ☄ the dog days are over

HEY ASSBUTTS. Guess whose show starts in 13 days.

Oh, yeah. THAT'D BE MINE.

Aug. 16th, 2010

five ☄ the sound of a fight, father has spoken

Holy hell. You guys certainly know how to bring the brotherly love, huh? BRB, thanking my lucky stars I don't have any little Lillies (or big ones, for that matter) to rip my hair out over. My hair's too pretty for that.

And just for the record, that includes Sammy too. Dean loves ya, but seriously. No freakin' way am I putting up with that whiny bitch in this life, heeeell to the no! I got my hands full with all these motherfuckin' ORCS running around!

Oh, PS, Gabe or whatever your name is? You are totally my hero. Way to mark your territory, dude.

Jul. 29th, 2010

four ☄ the vampires are growing tired

I don't know what the big deal is about all this truth water or whatever. You guys are acting like having secrets is the worst thing ever – and, yeah, if I'm being honest (which, har har, can't really not be right now), it kinda is. Secrets eat you up from the inside. Dean knows that better than anyone. Life would be better without any secrets, but then a lot more people would go through life hurt and broken. One of those catch-22s, I guess? I don't know. This shit is messing with my brain in a bad way.

I miss my mom.

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